i wonder what its like to be so hot that everyone gets nervous talking to you
ohhh so that’s why no one ever talks to me!
im famous? im a celebrity? i dont know what you are talking about. im just a look alike, my name is Derek.
call me old fashion but i think your shorts should be longer than your vagina
some fans: hey lets be retarded and get the whole fandom a bad reputation
“why is justin bieber showing up late on his concerts?” “why is justin bieber getting so many tattoos?” “why does he wear his pants like that?” “why is justin bieber doing drugs?” 
